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Friday, July 23, 2004


heh so funny... just realized that i have a very long blog archive, was reading some of the early entries and i kept thinking " is this really one year ago? seems like yesterday.. haha ".. planning to read all but i think it's quite impossible considering the total no of entries i have. too lazy for it... anyway i think many things have happened thru-out and God is always faithful. it's good to keep the archive, in fact i've been keeping journal since primary 1 (which took 6 thick diary books), sometimes when i read back all those diaries, feel like laughing man...  

feeling >.> nostalgic.. hmm...

settled some team hope stuffs today.. the gifts.. streamers etc.. got them all in unbelievably cheap price.. thank God.. am so glad can help the church save a lot of money. and i really wanna thank God for such a humble leader as jasmine =)
yoz centerstage tmw!

thinking >> bread.. and bread.. and bread.. what is this craving i'm having? *drooling.... 


The Parachute Paradigm

You are one of *two* people on a malfunctioning airplane with only one parachute. How would you react?

Pessimist: you refuse the parachute because you might die on the jump anyway.

Optimist: you refuse the parachute because people have survived crashes just like this before.

Procrastinator: you play a game of Monopoly for the parachute.

Bureaucrat: you order them to conduct a feasibility study on parachute use in multi-engine aircraft under code red conditions.

Lawyer: you charge one parachute for helping them sue the airline.

Doctor: you tell them you need to run more tests, then take the parachute in order to make your next appointment.

Sales executive: you sell them the parachute at top retail rates and get the names of their friends and relatives who might like one too. 

Engineer: you make them another parachute out of aisle curtains and dental floss.

Scientist: you give them the parachute and ask them to send you a report on how well it worked.

Mathematician: you refuse to accept the parachute without proof that it will work in all cases.

Philosopher: you ask how they know the parachute actually exists.

Economics: you plot a demand curve by asking them, at regular intervals, how much they would pay for a parachute.

Psychoanalysis: you ask them what the shape of a parachute reminds them of.

Drama: you tie them down so they can watch you develop the character of a person stuck on a falling plane without a parachute.

Art: you hang the parachute on the wall and sign it.

Environmentalist: you refuse to use the parachute unless it is biodegradable.

Sports Fan: you start betting on how long it will take to crash.

Auto Mechanic: as long as you are looking at the plane engine, it works fine.

Surgeon General: you issue a warning that skydiving can be hazardous to your health.

Association of Tobacco Growers: you explain very patiently that despite a number of remarkable coincidences, studies have shown that jumping out of a plane is NOT harmful to your health.

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*livi* 8:30 PM

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