Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be?
** Each was the name of one of the men passing by **
There's a one storey house that's all blue inside. The floor was blue, the lamps were blue, the walls were blue, everything was blue. What color were the interior stairs?
** It's a one storey house, so there are no stairs **
If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
** Electric trains don't produce smoke **
Joke of the Day
A man flew to Florida and checked into a motel to await his wife who would be meeting him the next day after a business trip. At the motel he decided to send his wife an e-mail from his lap-top computer. While entering her address he typed one letter wrong and his note was directed, instead, to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the message, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Her family heard the noise and rushed into the room to find her on the floor and this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.